Dad Jokes So Bad They're Good

Welcome to the Dad Joke Archive, where the punchline is always a groan.

Here are some of the most epic dad jokes you'll ever hear:

(Note: the links provided in the list are fictional subpages that will lead to more dad jokes. The actual content for /subpages/humor/2.1/why-is-theres-a-bomb-in-the-oven, /subpages/humor/2.1/what-do-you-call-a-queen-of-a-different-color, /subpages/humor/2.1/why-is-the-math-book-so-thick, /subpages/humor/2.1/why-is-the-chemist-so-angry would be generated similarly, with more dad jokes and absurdity)